Coco Austin heavy hangers

Coco's heavy hangers taking a dip in the ocean.

I love this picture. First, because it's candid. Second, because it illustrates in a very real way, just how heavy Coco's funbags are. I mean, gravity's effect on this milksacks is just evident here. And the little perkys showing are just irresistible.

Jordan Carver and Johnny Depp

Jordan Carver and Johnny Depp.

Many people would deem unwise to enlarge Jordan Carver's already oversized boobs. I was, however, unable to restrain myself from such exercise of sublime beauty. 

Here we see Jordan and her twins with Johnny Depp. He is, unbelievably, not staring at Jordan's mammaries.

Coco Austin in a (tiny) orange bikini

Coco Austin giving us a side view of her melons.

So, imagine walking down the beach in Miami, and suddenly find this blonde bombshell in a minuscolous orange bikini. The sight of a lifetime. The way the huge tits remain inside the undersized top is still a mistery for me after many days of thinking (and stroking) about it.

The mistery will remain, but the picture is an undeniably piece of evidence of how nature works in misterious ways.

Another take of Kat Dennings at the Emmys

Kat Dennings with a deep cleavage at the Emmy Awards

Sorry to be repetitive, but who can complain when Kat Dennings gives us a shot like this? With her oversized monster juggs jumping out of her dress, she's ready to collect her prize. This she win anything, by the way? She should have.

Love Hewitt in red strapless

Jennifer's perfectly-round love bundles.

The girl does wonders with her pair, no wonder she has her own legion of fans.

Cadillac Coco Edition

I love this larger boob edition of Coco Austin.

Well, this Cadillac Coco Edition is nice. But this edition of Coco, with larger breasts is just unbeatable. I wonder what stories that sexy little yellow dress could tell us all.

Kim Kardashian's etiquette cleavage

So here, Kimmie gives us this frosty cleavage. Her assets are plenty, her bling sublime.

Sofia Vergara with champagne and deep cleavage

Sofia Vergara likes her cups filled.

How about the title on this post for a contemporary work of art? Because that is what Sofia Vergara is looking like that!

Salma Hayek Braless

Salma Hayek in a sexy brown dress

OK, anyone is allowed to forget her bra occasionally. Especially Salma Hayek, who gave us this spectacular look with her tight brown dress on the red carpet.

Ninel Conde in a red dress

Ninel Conde with a deep cleavage

This is Ninel Conde, Mexican soap-opera star. Ninel was born in the slums of Mexico City, started out as a beauty contest winner in Nezahualcoyotl before becoming famous and filling her boobs with plastic. Still we love her because she's so sexy.

Big boobs and a child

Christina Hendricks and her table companions

I understand, Christina Hendricks has a problem hiding her huge boobs everywhere she goes. But showing them of like this in front of a child... well this picture may be considered ch1ld p0rn in 12 states!

Kate Upton with big boobs

Kate Upton with a deep cleavage

What an obvious title for a post. But then, what else can I say?

Halle Blue Berry

Halle Berry with a deep cleavage

Well, this ebony beauty shows us that is indeed possible to be slim, yet have supersized tits and still be perfectly proportioned.

Now I have a sudden urge for chocolate milk...

Galilea Montijo

Galilea Montijo

Most of you in the U.S. don't know Galilea Montijo. That's a shame. She is a mexican exotic-dancer-turned-reality-tv-star-turned-morning-show-host, performing daily in undersized dresses for the low educated mexican populace.

No wonder why she's in prime time, as her body seems to have popped out of a mexican "spicy" comic book. Big boobs, bigger hips.

Kat Dennings in red at the Emmys

Kat Dennings

Some people are of the opinion that Kate Denning's boobs are just too big. I digress. This photograph, taken at the Emmy Awards ceremony, is evidence of the capacity of Kat's body to withstand any size of boobs and yet improve her overall appeal.

Khloé's underrated ass

Khloe Kardashian

Look at this picture. You are now, as I am, wondering why Kimmie has been regarded as the more juicy of the Kardashian sisters.

Coco's coconuts

Nicole "Coco" Austin

What a tacky post title. Anyway, one would think Coco Austin could barely support bigger tits. The evidence shows us otherwise.

Maliah vacuum-packed in yellow

When I see Maliah Michel in this ultra-tight yellow cocktail dress, the first thing that comes to mind... OK the second thing that comes to my mind, is the look on my mother's face when I introduce her as my date, and she sees her coming. Can you imagine?

Now imagine my mom's face when she sees her leaving...

Salma, free in blue

Salma Hayek

Few things give me more pleasure in life, than a well endowed woman walking around with her boobs freely wrapped in a no-bra dress. The sublime movement of the chest, swinging rythmically and caressed by the soft fabric, is a scene to behold.

Love Jeniffer Love's love bundles

Jeniffer Love Hewitt

So this girl, in this world or others, loves to show us she cares about what we see. I thank her for that. Those are pretty nice tits, by the way.

Angelina Castro at her cousin's wedding

Angelina Castro (right) and her cousin. That was kinda obvious.

OK, so we know that cuban-american pornstar Angelina Castro doesn't need bigger boobs. Or does she?

Christina in Beige

Christina Hendricks

Not everyone is meant to have big boobs. Chistina Hendricks is. It's in the genes, simply said.

Preggo Kimmie

Kim Kardashian

People talk about Kim Kardashian's weight gain. It is a good thing 57.6% of it went right to her boobs.

Princess Sofia

I will start this blog with this picture of Sofia Vergara. Because, my friends, who else represents true femininity?